Round up
More failed romances. This is starting to get a little tiresome here are some of the latest conversations I have had:
I couldn’t pull the chef:
delicatessen: hello
JoanneJin: Hi
delicatessen: how are you doing?
JoanneJin: Good nice name, you a chef?
delicatessen: only at home
delicatessen: where are you from?
JoanneJin: Ow cool
JoanneJin: Streatham London
delicatessen: I’m from Shropshire
delicatessen: what do you do?
JoanneJin: I’m temping at the mo
delicatessen: hehe
delicatessen: I thought you said tempting at the mo
delicatessen: tempting what, exactly?
delicatessen: what is you speciality?
delicatessen: your*
JoanneJin: Sorry my typing is terrible
delicatessen: are you single?
JoanneJin: Yep ave been 6 month now
delicatessen: ok
delicatessen: me too
delicatessen: what do you look like?
JoanneJin: I’m 5′6 have brown hair, could do with going to the gym a bit more.
delicatessen: what colour eyes?
JoanneJin: Brown
delicatessen: when was the last time?
JoanneJin: Gym last tuesday
delicatessen: do you do any sports?
JoanneJin: Sorry having trouble getting this to work.
JoanneJin: Nope I gave up sport after school!
Rocking was abit of a jerk:
rockin: hi jin, how are you?
JoanneJin: Good hows you?
rockin: fantastic, if not a little hor ny!!
rockin: so much happening with you?
JoanneJin: Not really
rockin: u live by urself?
JoanneJin: No with my flat mate, shes out at the moment
rockin: you feeling ho rny?
JoanneJin: Not yet should I be?
rockin: lol, just wondering if you were in the mood
rockin: u have msn?
JoanneJin: Whats msn?
rockin: u there?
rockin: messenger
JoanneJin: yep sorry I’m just getting used to this
rockin: have you gone?
rockin: s’ok
rockin: so tell me what you are wearing
JoanneJin: My PJs
rockin: any undies?
JoanneJin: Nope what are you wearing?
rockin: jeans, jumper, boxers
rockin: describe your body to me
JoanneJin: I have two arms connected to my body these are matched by my two legs on the top of this I have a head which I use for seeing and eating things.
JoanneJin: sorry the legs are at the bottom
rockin: eh?
rockin: think i missed something there
JoanneJin: It was a joke
rockin: i thought i missed a message - lol
rockin: ok, dress size?
JoanneJin: Could you tell me a little bit about yourself
rockin: what would you like to know - ask me anything
JoanneJin: these conversations are weird. You come here to chat and you want me to list what I look like
Niceguy I though would be nice, but it didn’t work out:
niceguy34bham: hi
JoanneJin: Hi Nice guy
niceguy34bham: how ru?
JoanneJin: I’m good
niceguy34bham: where u from?
JoanneJin: London in the UK
niceguy34bham: im in birmingham, how old ru?
JoanneJin: I’m 30 you?
niceguy34bham: im 39, where in london r u?
JoanneJin: Streatham do you know it?
niceguy34bham: south london
JoanneJin: Spot on
niceguy34bham: so r u single hun?
JoanneJin: Yep for 6 month now
niceguy34bham: cool, whats o u look like?
niceguy34bham: thats cool, what do u look like hun?
JoanneJin: I’m 5′6 have brown hair, could do with going to the gym a bit more.
JoanneJin: You?
niceguy34bham: lol im 5ft11 with short dark brown hair and blue eyes, gym would do me good too!! whats your measurements?
JoanneJin: Wow is this usual?
JoanneJin: Do people immediately start talking this personal?
niceguy34bham: lol yes,(its just between us)
niceguy34bham: r u ok with it?
JoanneJin: Sorry I’m getting tons of people message me
niceguy34bham: lol its ok
JoanneJin: This place is really confusing I kkep going up levels or something
JoanneJin: right I have got rid of everyone
JoanneJin: Sorry about that could you tell me a little bit more aboyourself before we start jumping into the measurement and talking dirty that everyone else seems to want to do?
niceguy34bham: hi soz got cut off
JoanneJin: no problem
JoanneJin: I getting the hang of this.
JoanneJin: So tell me about yourself
(23:45:08) niceguy34bham: im 39 m from birmingham, divorced and have 2 teenage kids, u?
(23:46:09) JoanneJin: 30 from London, no kids. String of stupid boyfriend. No job! Temping at the mo!
(23:47:04) niceguy34bham: do u have a pic?
(23:48:00) JoanneJin: Yes on facebook, but I’m not keen on handing them out to people I don’t really know
(23:48:27) JoanneJin: You?
(23:49:02) niceguy34bham: yes, do u have a webcam?
(23:49:20) JoanneJin: Nope
(23:49:26) JoanneJin: Not that techinical savvy
(23:49:36) niceguy34bham: pity, would be nice to see u
Delicateessan was just boring:
delicatessen: hello
JoanneJin: Hi
delicatessen: how are you doing?
JoanneJin: Good nice name, you a chef?
delicatessen: only at home
delicatessen: where are you from?
JoanneJin: Ow cool
JoanneJin: Streatham London
delicatessen: I’m from Shropshire
delicatessen: what do you do?
JoanneJin: I’m temping at the mo
delicatessen: hehe
delicatessen: I thought you said tempting at the mo
delicatessen: tempting what, exactly?
delicatessen: what is you speciality?
delicatessen: your*
JoanneJin: Sorry my typing is terrible
delicatessen: are you single?
JoanneJin: Yep ave been 6 month now
delicatessen: ok
delicatessen: me too
delicatessen: what do you look like?
JoanneJin: I’m 5′6 have brown hair, could do with going to the gym a bit more.
delicatessen: what colour eyes?
JoanneJin: Brown
delicatessen: when was the last time?
JoanneJin: Gym last tuesday
delicatessen: do you do any sports?
JoanneJin: Sorry having trouble getting this to work.
JoanneJin: Nope I gave up sport after school!
delicatessen: hi
delicatessen: are you there?
JoanneJin: Yep sorry this is confusing
JoanneJin: Are you sporty?
delicatessen: how many guys are you chatting up?
delicatessen: yeah, pretty
delicatessen: I do climbing and walking/running
delicatessen: and I practice yoga, but that isn’t a sport
JoanneJin: It is cool though, I used to dance and we had to do yoga to compliment it
delicatessen: nice
JoanneJin: So tell me about yourself
delicatessen: would you still fit into a tu-tu?
delicatessen: what do you want to know?
JoanneJin: Hell yer
JoanneJin: I though I woudl leave it up to you. I’m going to ask boring questions like what you do for a living
(23:46:14) delicatessen: sorry, lost connection then
(23:46:19) JoanneJin: No prob
(23:46:39) delicatessen: did you ask me somethhing?
(23:48:18) JoanneJin: I was hoping you would tell me somethin about yourself
(23:48:54) delicatessen: what kind of something?
(23:49:38) JoanneJin: I though I woudl leave it up to you. I’m going to ask boring questions like what you do for a living
(23:50:32) delicatessen: I’m tall, slim, blue eyes, brown hair…
Everyone on these forum just want porn or boobs.