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More failed romances. This is starting to get a little tiresome here are some of the latest conversations I have had:

I couldn’t pull the chef:

delicatessen: hello
JoanneJin: Hi
delicatessen: how are you doing?
JoanneJin: Good nice name, you a chef?
delicatessen: only at home
delicatessen: where are you from?
JoanneJin: Ow cool
JoanneJin: Streatham London
delicatessen: I’m from Shropshire
delicatessen: what do you do?
JoanneJin: I’m temping at the mo
delicatessen: hehe
delicatessen: I thought you said tempting at the mo
delicatessen: tempting what, exactly?
delicatessen: what is you speciality?
delicatessen: your*
JoanneJin: Sorry my typing is terrible
delicatessen: are you single?
JoanneJin: Yep ave been 6 month now
delicatessen: ok
delicatessen: me too
delicatessen: what do you look like?
JoanneJin: I’m 5′6 have brown hair, could do with going to the gym a bit more.
delicatessen: what colour eyes?
JoanneJin: Brown
delicatessen: when was the last time?
JoanneJin: Gym last tuesday
delicatessen: do you do any sports?
JoanneJin: Sorry having trouble getting this to work.
JoanneJin: Nope I gave up sport after school!

Rocking was abit of a jerk:

rockin: hi jin, how are you?
JoanneJin: Good hows you?
rockin: fantastic, if not a little hor ny!!
rockin: so much happening with you?
JoanneJin: Not really
rockin: u live by urself?
JoanneJin: No with my flat mate, shes out at the moment
rockin: you feeling ho rny?
JoanneJin: Not yet should I be?
rockin: lol, just wondering if you were in the mood
rockin: u have msn?
JoanneJin: Whats msn?
rockin: u there?
rockin: messenger
JoanneJin: yep sorry I’m just getting used to this
rockin: have you gone?
rockin: s’ok
rockin: so tell me what you are wearing
JoanneJin: My PJs
rockin: any undies?
JoanneJin: Nope what are you wearing?
rockin: jeans, jumper, boxers
rockin: describe your body to me
JoanneJin: I have two arms connected to my body these are matched by my two legs on the top of this I have a head which I use for seeing and eating things.
JoanneJin: sorry the legs are at the bottom
rockin: eh?
rockin: think i missed something there
JoanneJin: It was a joke
rockin: i thought i missed a message - lol
rockin: ok, dress size?
JoanneJin: Could you tell me a little bit about yourself
rockin: what would you like to know - ask me anything
JoanneJin: these conversations are weird. You come here to chat and you want me to list what I look like

Niceguy I though would be nice, but it didn’t work out:

niceguy34bham: hi
JoanneJin: Hi Nice guy
niceguy34bham: how ru?
JoanneJin: I’m good
niceguy34bham: where u from?
JoanneJin: London in the UK
niceguy34bham: im in birmingham, how old ru?
JoanneJin: I’m 30 you?
niceguy34bham: im 39, where in london r u?
JoanneJin: Streatham do you know it?
niceguy34bham: south london
JoanneJin: Spot on
niceguy34bham: so r u single hun?
JoanneJin: Yep for 6 month now
niceguy34bham: cool, whats o u look like?
niceguy34bham: thats cool, what do u look like hun?
JoanneJin: I’m 5′6 have brown hair, could do with going to the gym a bit more.
JoanneJin: You?
niceguy34bham: lol im 5ft11 with short dark brown hair and blue eyes, gym would do me good too!! whats your measurements?
JoanneJin: Wow is this usual?
JoanneJin: Do people immediately start talking this personal?
niceguy34bham: lol yes,(its just between us)
niceguy34bham: r u ok with it?
JoanneJin: Sorry I’m getting tons of people message me
niceguy34bham: lol its ok
JoanneJin: This place is really confusing I kkep going up levels or something
JoanneJin: right I have got rid of everyone
JoanneJin: Sorry about that could you tell me a little bit more aboyourself before we start jumping into the measurement and talking dirty that everyone else seems to want to do?
niceguy34bham: hi soz got cut off
JoanneJin: no problem
JoanneJin: I getting the hang of this.
JoanneJin: So tell me about yourself
(23:45:08) niceguy34bham: im 39 m from birmingham, divorced and have 2 teenage kids, u?
(23:46:09) JoanneJin: 30 from London, no kids. String of stupid boyfriend. No job! Temping at the mo!
(23:47:04) niceguy34bham: do u have a pic?
(23:48:00) JoanneJin: Yes on facebook, but I’m not keen on handing them out to people I don’t really know
(23:48:27) JoanneJin: You?
(23:49:02) niceguy34bham: yes, do u have a webcam?
(23:49:20) JoanneJin: Nope
(23:49:26) JoanneJin: Not that techinical savvy
(23:49:36) niceguy34bham: pity, would be nice to see u

Delicateessan was just boring:

delicatessen: hello
JoanneJin: Hi
delicatessen: how are you doing?
JoanneJin: Good nice name, you a chef?
delicatessen: only at home
delicatessen: where are you from?
JoanneJin: Ow cool
JoanneJin: Streatham London
delicatessen: I’m from Shropshire
delicatessen: what do you do?
JoanneJin: I’m temping at the mo
delicatessen: hehe
delicatessen: I thought you said tempting at the mo
delicatessen: tempting what, exactly?
delicatessen: what is you speciality?
delicatessen: your*
JoanneJin: Sorry my typing is terrible
delicatessen: are you single?
JoanneJin: Yep ave been 6 month now
delicatessen: ok
delicatessen: me too
delicatessen: what do you look like?
JoanneJin: I’m 5′6 have brown hair, could do with going to the gym a bit more.
delicatessen: what colour eyes?
JoanneJin: Brown
delicatessen: when was the last time?
JoanneJin: Gym last tuesday
delicatessen: do you do any sports?
JoanneJin: Sorry having trouble getting this to work.
JoanneJin: Nope I gave up sport after school!
delicatessen: hi
delicatessen: are you there?
JoanneJin: Yep sorry this is confusing
JoanneJin: Are you sporty?
delicatessen: how many guys are you chatting up?
delicatessen: yeah, pretty
delicatessen: I do climbing and walking/running
delicatessen: and I practice yoga, but that isn’t a sport
JoanneJin: It is cool though, I used to dance and we had to do yoga to compliment it
delicatessen: nice
JoanneJin: So tell me about yourself
delicatessen: would you still fit into a tu-tu?
delicatessen: what do you want to know?
JoanneJin: Hell yer
JoanneJin: I though I woudl leave it up to you. I’m going to ask boring questions like what you do for a living
(23:46:14) delicatessen: sorry, lost connection then
(23:46:19) JoanneJin: No prob
(23:46:39) delicatessen: did you ask me somethhing?
(23:48:18) JoanneJin: I was hoping you would tell me somethin about yourself
(23:48:54) delicatessen: what kind of something?
(23:49:38) JoanneJin: I though I woudl leave it up to you. I’m going to ask boring questions like what you do for a living
(23:50:32) delicatessen: I’m tall, slim, blue eyes, brown hair…

Everyone on these forum just want porn or boobs.

My Monkey left me!

posted by admin in Personal

Well it’s still going badly. The monkey guy I was chatting too gave up and just left. What did I say?Well I know this is exactly what I said:

xharrymonkxAs in Jin and Tonic?
JoanneJinYep, I was a school nickname that stuck
JoanneJinHow do you explain your name?
xharrymonkxErm
xharrymonkxIt’s rhyming slang
JoanneJinSorry don’t want to sound dumb but what for?
xharrymonkxpaint
xharrymonkxSp unk
xharrymonkxYou did ask
xharrymonkxSorry
xharrymonkxSo where are you from?
JoanneJinAhh does this block out rude words then?
xharrymonkxLooks like it!
JoanneJinI live in Streatham London
xharrymonkxrace
xharrymonkxSee?
JoanneJinokay lets try
JoanneJinlawnmower
xharrymonkxgentleman
xharrymonkxflower
xharrymonkxtinkle
xharrymonkxlol
JoanneJintypewriter
xharrymonkxlawnmower?
xharrymonkxwhat were you typing then?!
xharrymonkxtypewriter!
xharrymonkxshitflakes
JoanneJinlawnmower (the grass cutting tool) and typewriter (old fashioned means of writing letters)
xharrymonkxso you weren’t typing rude words?
xharrymonkxI’m disappointed
JoanneJinSorry Harry for some reson once you get to the bottom of the page I can no longer read your replies.
JoanneJinsorry
xharrymonkxDon’t apologise
xharrymonkxTell me why you’re here then Joanne
JoanneJinWould it be wrong to say I was bored? My flatmates out for the night and I needed some kind of interaction.
JoanneJin: Why are you here?

Me and beefyman

posted by admin in Personal

This is fun, I’ve now been promoted and I’m being allowed in to more rooms. Plus they are not kicking me out of the forums any more. I found the right ones, apparently I was trying to pick up kids. Anyway here is an update. I’ll higligh the best bits:

Captain tells you: Congratulations again JinJin  You`re hereby promoted to Passenger Level 2. This means that you can now use your first ChatCommand!! Click HERE if you wish to learn how to do

mumbleyjoe: newcastle?
Lonelyjoe: Badsusan, give us a call please
manchester.keith: grand thanks huntsman2
glasgow4u: any glasgow>?
guylondon121: london anyone.
azi_haq: yes
azi_haq: add me azeemhaq@yahoo.com
stockinglover9: I`m away from my keyboard for a while - but I`ll be back later (messages will be saved for me)
superwobble30: herts ere
goodboyjason: iloveolderpmmme
goodboyjason: i love older pm me
dibs369: gf pics?
stilldeep: I`m away from my keyboard right now - but I`ll be back later (your message has been saved for me)
badsusan: I`m away from my keyboard right now - but I`ll be back later (your message has been saved for me)
badsusan: Now I`m back again - Time to Chat
badman201099: any older guyz pm me
steve57ok: I`m away from my keyboard right now - but I`ll be back later (your message has been saved for me)
stilldeep: Now I`m back again - Time to Chat
superwobble30: anyone real lol
steve57ok: Now I`m back again - Time to Chat
garyharvey: any1 in 2 p@nties
wickedwelshxxx: ..hi all 39 str8 m any guys fancy a chat ?.
eastmids55: m 44 eastmids here
dashingcraig: hey hey bham any1?
Beefyman: bi guy isle of wight
andyjez10000: is there any couples in here for me please pm me now im bored waiting
ymarcus999: 21mlon
Jackirl100: anyone wanna have soe fun with my wife, please whisper here first…….
superwobble30: cam anyone? pm me
dashingcraig: birmingham any1??
guylondon121: london anyone??
huntsman2: im not here at moment gone to loo
badman201099: can any1 in london meet me up
huntsman2: Now I`m back come and get me
pennielover: I`m away from my keyboard right now - but I`ll be back later (your message has been saved for me).
superwobble30: tiddlywinks anyone?
huntsman2: hello
curley: any1 west mids
olderguyforu: I`m away from my keyboard right now - but I`ll be back later (your message has been saved for me)
JnDy: gay guy birmingham 46 looking for younger for friends and chat
kontrazt: Worcestershire/ Glos/ Cotswold young guy here, love dressing up and playing games. Message if you are ever near
Nath-m: any married 40+ guy up for chat … ?
eastmids55: eastmids ne1?
JnDy: gay guy birmingham 46 looking for younger for friends and chat
inmelb2000: any london for older?????????
maturescot58: Scotland (Falkirk) any takers???
fosholt56: any bottom guys
iwanna-cd: (Hello every one!)

Some great names in the I like the sound of Beefyman. This is really going to do wonders for my love life and my mum said i would never find a nice guy. Me and Beefyman are perfectly suited.

Apparently I’m too old to chat!!

posted by admin in Personal

Okay this made me chuckle so I though I would share it with you. I was in a chat room I use regualar and I got the weirdest chuck out message the whole thing went a bit like this:

(Message from CodeNo) Hey JinJin and welcome
DuskyDiva: lol babthy  hows you tonight?
ardust: new and getin in2 trouble lol
babthy: im really good how are u
babthy: im usually on my space
DuskyDiva: im fab thanks babthy  you all set for christmas?
ardust: thanxs kiwi
Wednesday_1313: Hey people
babthy: how long has this existed?
Wednesday_1313: hey people
Wednesday_1313: anyone wanna chat
boring_norman: hey Wednesday_1313
aimee.brown: hi room
Wednesday_1313: hey
ardust: hi weds
iwanna-cd: Wednesday_1313 are you ove 21?
babthy: lol navigator i dont use rude pics..but thanks lol
c78 has just broken a tooth
Wednesday_1313: yea i am
boring_norman: hey aimee.brown
DuskyDiva welcomes aimee.brown aboard the ship.
babthy: yeah i am kinda ready..still gotta few thing sto get
ChristmasCraker: Thanks boring_norman  appreciated
aimee.brown: hi norman
boring_norman: hey aimee.brown
Captain tells you: Sorry JinJin, but you are too old

Who made him the damm captain! and how old do I need to be. I think this is the point where I going to go out and buy some of my own anti aging skin care products. Then the captain won’t be able to resist me. Ow internet romance with AI what could be more futuristic?

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